Major League Baseball Should Take Arlo's Advice

We should formally advise MLB of the following DEMANDS:

1. Before any player's name is placed on a 'line-up' card he shall be able to read, understand and  
    speak the English language;

2. Each player shall wear their team uniforms in an appropriate manner;

3. Each player's hair and facial hair shall be well groomed

Now, I believe we should follow Arlo Guthrie's advice because
well, if just one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and
they won't take him seriusly... and if two people, two people do it, in harmony,
they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them seriously.
However if three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people making these
demands of MLB, they may think it's an organization.
And can you, can you imagine fifty people making these demands of MLB,

I said fifty people making these demands of MLB...they may think it's a movement...and
they may be worried...real worried...that they will not have enough income to pay the players...and, I mean, well if mean... if that happens Major League Baseball may once again become 'AMERICA'S PASTIME'!