Reason # 1 To Not Duck Hunt

Ya can't drink beer in a Federal Wildlife Refuge
Ya can't drink beer in a Federal Wildlife Refuge
Ya can't drink beer in a Federal Wildlife Refuge
Ya can't drink beer in a Federal Wildlife Refuge

Ya can't possess beer in your car in a Federal Wildlife Refuge
Ya can't possess beer in your car in a Federal Wildlife Refuge
Ya can't possess beer in your car in a Federal Wildlife Refuge
Ya can't possess beer in your car in a Federal Wildlife Refuge

Ya can't possess beer in blind in a Federal Wildlife Refuge
Ya can't possess beer in blind in a Federal Wildlife Refuge
Ya can't possess beer in blind in a Federal Wildlife Refuge
Ya can't possess beer in blind in a Federal Wildlife Refuge

But you can be happy if you've a mind to....
But just not in a Federal Wildlife Refuge!

[A special thanks to Roger Miller]